Breaking News: Local Woman Finds herself
Today on her third cup of coffee, reading yet another discouraging political post in which Kermit the Frog made a rather unbecoming gesture in the comment section, Meg Duncan put her phone down and sucked in a breath of fresh air.
"I just realized I don't have to constantly fill my mind with this crap," she said.
Duncan said she still cares about the direction in which our country is going, but now plans to seek out information in more reliable ways than Facebook memes.
"I don't even know what these mysterious methods might be," she said. "But there has to be something better than constant Facebook arguments and people calling each other idiots all the time."
She then rolled her eyes and mumbled something under her breath about making a sarcastic Facebook post.